
We live in powerfully stupid times. Perhaps it’s social media destroying attention spans, the ongoing destruction of the education system, or just brain damage from repeated COVID infections – but it feels like everyone is getting objectively dumber each day. I mean, take a peek at a random comment section on here sometime!
And, of course, the King of the Stupids is Donald Trump. Since returning to the Oval Office, he’s rarely gone a day without spouting something insane, evil, nonsensical – or all three at once. So, as 2026 rolls around and we usher in another shining year of stupidity, let’s take a look back at his glittering pronouncements.