George Washington had a big dumper.
“His heroic figure was only somewhat disfigured by a huge rump,” in the words of the novelist Gore Vidal, who saw in the Founding Father an athlete who even sat like an All-Star catcher, easing himself onto a clubhouse recliner. “Slowly, carefully, painfully,” Vidal wrote in his 1973 historical novel Burr, “Washington arranged himself in a throne-like chair, favouring one huge buttock.”
