Elon Musk drove a 2011 Tesla Roadster onto the Cyber Rodeo stage soundtracked by “Still D.R.E.” last night. I would say things only went downhill from there, but that would negate the previous 36 minutes of livestream footage I have waded through to get to this low point.
Before that, viewers were forced to sit through multiple Tesla commercials, belabored aerial shots of the new Texas Gigafactory lit up to look like the world’s most generic nightclub/sports stadium, and an aerial drone swarm showcase that stained the Texas night sky with vague representations of internet memes, Cybertrucks, and Elon Musk’s head.
