Of course, that last part is a lie. Why, just the other day my friend was telling me about a wedding he recently went to. He said as he was pacing the pews in a church corridor he couldn’t help but to hear an exchanging of words “What a beautiful wedding”, said a bridesmaid to a waiter “And, yes, but what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore”.
At this point, he chimed in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?” No? it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Speaking of wedding drama, Prime Video is dropping a doozy on January 27 in the form of
Shotgun Wedding
. The Amazon Original movie stars
Jennifer Lopez
(Darcy) and
Josh Duhamel
(Tom) as they gather their dysfunctional families for the ultimate tropical island destination wedding just as the couple start to get cold feet.
But that’s just the start of the drama. Add in a hostage situation, wild exes, and
Jennifer Coolidge
, and you have yourself an unmissable summer blockbuster in the comfort of your living room my friends.
To celebrate the holy matrimony of Prime Video and Shotgun Wedding, we are giving away a cool $2k to one of you lucky punters. All you gotta do is tell us your wildest, spiciest, juiciest wedding gossip. Go on, uncle Mark will forgive you. Tell us all what he did.
Enter below bestie.
WIN: Tell Us Your Wildest Wedding-Related Gossip & We Might Sling You $2k For Spilling The Tea
Catch Shotgun Wedding exclusively on Prime Video from January 27.
Speaking of wedding drama, Prime Video is dropping a doozy on January 27 in the form of
Shotgun Wedding
. The Amazon Original movie stars
Jennifer Lopez
(Darcy) and
Josh Duhamel
(Tom) as they gather their dysfunctional families for the ultimate tropical island destination wedding just as the couple start to get cold feet.
But that’s just the start of the drama. Add in a hostage situation, wild exes, and
Jennifer Coolidge
, and you have yourself an unmissable summer blockbuster in the comfort of your living room my friends.
To celebrate the holy matrimony of Prime Video and Shotgun Wedding, we are giving away a cool $2k to one of you lucky punters. All you gotta do is tell us your wildest, spiciest, juiciest wedding gossip. Go on, uncle Mark will forgive you. Tell us all what he did.
Enter below bestie.
WIN: Tell Us Your Wildest Wedding-Related Gossip & We Might Sling You $2k For Spilling The Tea
Catch Shotgun Wedding exclusively on Prime Video from January 27.
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