Is there a tattoo artist in the Olympic Village?
OK, I know this from giving blood: if you’re about to do anything in any way weird with your body – like push it to its farthest frontier, or take blood out of it – that’s not a great time to get a tattoo. So it would be natural to assume that the many athletes with five rings inked on their magnificent biceps, thighs, triceps etc did that before the games. Wrong: at the floating Olympic village in Tahiti, 10,000 miles away, there is a tattoo parlour on the ship. So the surfers aren’t worried at all about communicable disease, and I guess it could be worse: at least they’re not surfing in the Seine.