I’ve always been a huge fan of the Scotland, Liverpool and Rangers legend Graeme Souness and he was actually the co-star of one of the first ever jokes I wrote as a newspaper columnist, way back in 1991.
On the back of reports the Gers boss had booked into a private clinic for a nose-job, I suggested he was having Chick Young’s nose removed from his a**e.
I’ve had the pleasure of working a few times with one of football’ s all-time greats and I’ll tell you what, when Souness is doing a Q&A, you can literally hear a pin drop.