It's usually my poor readers who doze off halfway through one of these columns – but it could be my turn today, folks.
Yep, after barely any sleep over the past few hot, sticky, sweaty nights, I might just conk out on my keyboard.
The highest temperatures, of course, were in London. Prince Andrew was apparently spotted buying a can of anti-perspirant and it’s just as well my wee pal Lorraine Kelly (now Covid-free) is back on TV in the mornings as I’m told her stand-in Carol Vorderman has melted.
