So here we all come, trampling at a volume and grace reminiscent of stampeding baby elephants, to log on to our social media app of choice and say that we saw it coming.
Here we all go, scrolling back to draft night in 2019, the moment the Giants selected Daniel Jones, a baby-faced version of Eli Manning, seemingly out of some kind of recreation fantasy instead of actual football reasons, and deleting all the jokes.
Let’s watch the Sunday feature-length interviewers suddenly request a sit-down with the Giants’ fourth-year QB who just won his first playoff game. Let’s keep an eye out for the insufferable corners of the I-watch-more-film-than-you football world and anonymous executives who all of a sudden have a nice thing to say about him.