As we all know, there is no better thing in football than when a big guy gets to score a touchdown. Whether it’s an offensive lineman catching the ball on a trick play, or a defensive tackle picking the ball off and running it back, THICC-SIX touchdowns are the most prominent works of art in football, and they should always be celebrated.
As the late, great, John Madden said of “fat guy touchdowns” in The Replacements, “I love to see a fat guy score. Because first, you get the fat guy spike, and then, you get the fat guy dance.”
