There are many, many reasons why you shouldn’t take a bag of cocaine home if you stumble across it sitting alone in a Sydney park. Obviously, it’s illegal. But if you see a woolies paper bag stuffed to the brim with bricks of the devil’s disco dust, you better believe someone is watching ready to beat and/or arrest your ass. And, just like a parable passed on from generation to generation, that’s what happened at a playground in Sydney last month.
