When Katya Jones landed Olympic swimming superstar Adam Peaty on Strictly Come Dancing last year, she must have thought the BBC had finally forgiven and forgotten that round of tonsil tennis with Seann Walsh.
Fast forward a year and as Katya bravely prepares to attempt a Charleston to My Old Man’s A Dustman - alongside said old man’s carthorse Tony Adams - she could be forgiven for thinking she still has one bum cheek on the naughty step.
I wish them all the best for Saturday night, obviously. But with Tony a strong favourite to be first out this year the signs are not good.