"Befringed cowpersons channelling Village People at the Chicken Ranch"
Before I sign off, one last reader email just in.
Iain Crofts says: “Hi, Michael. Between Tom and Toyah, I would definitely have saved Tom. Based on what I hoped to see from both of them in coming weeks, I expected to enjoy watching Tom’s progress as a dancer more than whatever routines Toyah would be given to follow up on her and Neil’s ‘befringed cowpersons channelling Village People at the Chicken Ranch’ jive. I’m shuddering to think what lies in store.”
Whip-crackingly well put, Iain.
Strictly goes to the flicks next weekend
Thanks for watching along with me, Sequin Squad. Our 14 relieved pro-celebrity pairs now dance onto the fancy dress-fest that is the annual Movie Week special.
This year’s third live show airs next Saturday at 6.25pm on BBC1. Meet you back here to decide who’s a blockbuster hit and who’s a box office turkey.
In the meantime, film fans, you know the score: keeeeeeep dancing! Goodnight and have a great week.