Definitely Craigy
Just popping back briefly to highlight this superlative comment from MikeMoonlight: “Pete Wicks is dancing to Oasis next week? He’ll get a score of 22 from the judges on Saturday but owing to dynamic scoring, that’ll rise to a perfect 40 by Sunday.”
We now waltz on to next weekend
Thanks for watching along with me and making this one of the happiest corners of the internet each weekend. Our dancefloor dozen now progress to the fifth live show, which airs next Saturday at 6.25pm on BBC1. Meet you back here for cha-cha-chat.
In the meantime, let muscle memory kick in and keeeeep dancing! Goodnight and have a great week.
Finally, on the Wynne Evans and Katya Jones farrago, Pancake01 says: “I think something must have happened. Wynne standing with his hands behind his back, like he’s been told to.”
Nottinghamfella adds: “I know Katya & Wynne put a statement out but there is a definite edge here. It’s like he daren’t go near her. Even when their names were announced, he kept his hands behind his back and barely looked at her. It seems neither of them are really sure what to do.”
On that Taylor Swift group number, SparklingDormouse says: “Bah humbug. Professional dance & special effects. Boo!Didn’t like the darkness. What’s the point of having all those dancers when you can’t see them? AND the freezing thing. Very annoying.”
Paperview adds: “Mandy Moore is an amazing choreographer. I love her work. But that professionals’ dance was the equivalent of an idea scribbled on a scrap of paper and left, forgotten in a drawer until someone called for a last-minute idea. It should have stayed in the drawer.”
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On Paul Merson going through, Phoebe says: “I loved the delayed joy from Karen and Paul after they were declared to be through to next week. They were genuinely shocked. Glad Paul is through as he seems to have got over the ‘embarrassment’ of dancing and realised that he CAN do it and is now enjoying it. A proper Strictly journey.”
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On Snow Patrol’s performance, JoMK73 says: “Outstanding dance from Lauren and Kai. Lauren really is incredible and they make a nice partnership.”
tomatopincushion adds: “Love Snow Patrol but I’m not OK with them looking older. In my head, they only exist as they did when I was 16, listening to them while revising for GCSEs. Twenty years ago. Bah.”
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On Shayne Ward’s shock appearance in the dance-off, Emilyscatnaps says: “Ooooh, the curse of going first for Shayne?”
tomatopincushion says: “Oh Shayne. Not a huge surprise, he’s pretty forgettable.”
IvanTiger adds: “Shayne?? Must be his yellow cozzie as his dancing was good.”
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Readers’ verdicts
Time for a (Taylor) swift round-up of your comments. On Nick and Luba’s departure, wtrukus says: “They deserve to be in the dance off but also when a celebrity wears bear ears, you know they’re going out.”
IvanTiger says: “Nick’s no surprise. He’ll be able to go home to bed and recover now.”
Emilyscatnaps says: “I think Shayne’s leg action is better ‘tonight’. Bodes badly for the little bear with the hard stare.”
YodaknowsAll says: “Motsi ‘I am voting for Shane and Nancy as they were on a whole other level’. Talk about kicking a man when he’s down.”
geordiehinney22 adds: “Dear Luba is such a competent person, game for anything, especially on ITT. She’s the one you’d want on your desert island. How I wish she could get a decent dance partner.”
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No luck for Luba
It’s been another all-too-brief contest for long-suffering Luba Mushtuk. The St Petersburg-born pro tends to be paired with tall but relatively unpromising celebrities. This was the third time she’s failed to last a month, having been booted out early with rower James Cracknell and NFL player Jason Bell.
She was then benched for two years, before reaching mid-series last year with actor Adam Thomas. That remains her best run in seven years on the show.
Now she had to choreograph not one but two numbers around Nick Knowles’ various ailments. She’ll be praying for another soap actor or similar next year. Preferably one with a clean bill of health.
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Husband-poisoning or folk horror, anyone?
TV viewers can now flip to Nothing Like A Dame on BBC2, The Dog House on Channel 4 or Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? on ITV1.
At 9pm, there’s new Welsh noir Cleddau (which translates as The One That Got Away) on S4C/BBC iPlayer, legal drama Showtrial on BBC1 or The Poisoning: How To Kill Your Husband on C5. Don’t go getting any ideas, mind you.
Film-wise, 12 Angry Men is just starting on Sky Arts. The Lady In The Van airs at 10.30pm on BBC1. At 11.55pm, get in the Halloween mood with The Wicker Man on BBC2. Oh no! Oh Jesus Christ!
Nick’s knee sent out an SOS
If it wasn’t for his unlucky run of injuries - first to his arm, then his knee - DIY SOS host Nick Knowles might have lasted a few more weeks. Instead, he was undone by the Charleston, which isn’t the dance you want when you’ve got a sore leg. This year’s oldest male celebrity at 62 is a strapping fellow, so bouncing and swivelling on a crocked joint can’t have been easy, let alone twice. He’s been spotted out and about in a knee brace, so it’s clearly giving him grief.
Still, at least he got to belatedly perform the Paddington dance dedicated to his 10-year-old son Eddie. As judge Motsi Mabuse said last night, most celebrities who miss a show through injury never return. Nick bowed out in the ballroom, rather than leaving off-screen with a whimper.
The craggy-faced handyman was game enough but something of a dad dancer. The three routines he got to complete - a hi-vis jive, a one-armed American smooth and that Paddington plod - never scored more than 21 points. Once he was drawn against Shayne Ward in the dance-off, the writing was on the hastily erected MDF wall.
However, when he wasn’t on the physio’s table, he clearly enjoyed his month in the sparkly Strictly bubble. Rest up, get fit and go well, Knowlesy.
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Sighs of relief from half the field
Perhaps the most fortunate celebrity tonight is Dr Punam Krishan. After her error-strewn jive, she finished bottom of the scoreboard, a point below Nick Knowles. Considering she scored 10 fewer than Shanye Ward, she can count herself lucky.
The media medic was saved from the dance-off by viewer votes - a hangover, perhaps, from that milestone Bollywood moment last week. That was the only time she’s escaped the lower reaches of the leaderboard. The jiving GP needs to raise her game if she’s going to make it into November.
Indeed, all the hoofers who scored fewer points than Shayne will be breathing a sigh of relief. Paul Merson and Pete Wicks especially, but also Sam Quek and Sarah Hadland, who has previously looked like a potential finalist but had a poor night. Bear with, bear with.
Shayne Ward news was a shocker
Nick’s exit was no great surprise. What will raise plentiful eyebrows was the unexpected appearance of Shayne Ward in the dance-off. He finished joint fifth on the judges’ scoreboard, a hefty 10 points off the bottom. Six celebrities scored fewer. However, Shayne failed to win enough public votes and plummeted into the bottom two.
Was it the fabled “curse of the middle of the leaderboard”, with everyone assuming he was safe? Was it because he danced first on Saturday, the so-called “slot of death”, meaning his routine got forgotten when it came to voting time? Or is he not connecting with viewers? Some have found his uneasy combination of cockiness and fragility hard to warm to.
Then again, perhaps nobody could bring themselves to vote for those ghastly custard yellow get-ups. That will teach Vicky Gill’s wardrobe department for using up spare fabric from the Minions routine in Movie Week. Despicable corner-cutting.
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Nick and Luba’s last dance
As the departing couple take a final twirl around the ballroom to I Try by Macy Gray (tune), the credits roll and the other couples crowd in for backslaps and air-kisses.
Please stay with us for analysis, reaction and a round-up of your comments.
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Luba returns the compliment
Her voice cracking with emotion, his pro partner Luba Mushtuk says: “I’ve never met someone as determined as you. I remember you saying that if you do your best, you’ll be very happy. I think you did more than your best. Thank you.”
Nick’s leaving speech
In his exit interview, Nick Knowles tells Tess: “I’ve been surprised by how much I’ve loved doing this and by two things that happen. One is how much you care each week. The other is how much you don’t want to let down your partner. The only reason I could do this is simply because of Luba’s changes, she’s been amazing.
“I should say thank you also to all the background staff, the physios, all the people that have actually got me through this week, and to all of my fellow competitors who have been absolutely astounding. Beautiful people. There are some amazing dancers up there and I will love watching the rest of the series.”
Nicely said. Feel free to watch along with the Guardian’s liveblog, Nick. I hear it’s quite good.
Shirley Ballas agrees
No surprisingly, it’s unanimous. Head judge Shirley also would’ve chosen to save Shayne and Nancy, saying “both pairs upped their game”.
Nick Knowles is eliminated
The majority vote means that Nick Knowles and Luba Mushtuk become this year’s third couple to depart the dancefloor.
Anton Du Beke choose to save…
Shayne and Nancy, saying “both couples improved but they had greater clarity of technique”.
Motsi Mabuse chooses to to save…
Shayne and Nancy, saying “they were at a different level”.
Craig Revel Horwood chooses to save…
Shayne and Nancy, saying “they kept time and it was clean, even though Nick improved”.
Decision time
The judges each scored Shayne two points more than Nick last night - except Craig, who saw a three-point difference. Surely Nick didn’t do enough to close such a yawning gap?
Nick and Luba take their turn
Nick Knowles and his dance partner Luba Mushtuk reprise their prison-set Charleston to Rain on the Roof from Paddington 2. Channelling Hugh Grant and a Peruvian bear with Ben Whishaw’s voice.
The judges said last night that it was slow-paced and too placed, lacking swivel and a sense of wild abandon. It notched 21 points, a huge nine fewer than Shayne, so Nick will need to show miraculous improvement.
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Shayne and Nancy go first in dance-off
Shayne Ward and his pro partner Nancy Xu have another go at their bowling alley-themed cha cha cha to Ain’t No Love (Ain’t No Use) by Sub Sub feat Melanie Williams.
The judge said last night that it had good groove and strong connection but Shayne needed to work on his arm co-ordination. It scored 30 points, nine more than Nick, so surely all Shayne needs to do is not go A over T and he should be fine. And hey, at least it gives us another chance to enjoy this 90s dance banger.
Snow Patrol? Snow problem
Musical interlude now from Celtic indie rockers Snow Patrol, performing their latest single Everything’s Here and Nothing’s Lost. Kai Widdrington and Lauren Oakey provide choreographic accompaniment.
JB Gill: apple store
He’s brought in some fruit. Not the promised pears, though.
Pete Wicks dances to Oasis next week
More Clauditorium chat with the relieved couples. La Winkle’s an Oasis superfan, so is mad for it. Dr Punam is relieved and grateful to go through. Sam Quek is missing a friend’s wedding because she’s still in the contest against all expectations.
Nikita Kuzmin has another go at singing next week’s song. That was a lot. Sarah Hadland’s cat Percy makes his weekly cameo.
Nick Knowles faces Shayne in the dance-off
Well, he was second from bottom on the scoreboard and hasn’t been saved by viewer votes. Nick Knowles and Luba Mushtuk are consigned to the dance-off for the first time. Is his injured knee up to a second performance? And has he got a hope in hell against Shayne Ward?
JB from JLS is safe
So are Pete Wicks, Sam Quek, Dr Punam Krishan and Sarah Hadland.
The dreaded red light returns
Now to find out who will face Shayne in the dance-off. Fasten your lurid yellow leisurewear.
Shirley sings the praises of Chris McCausland. Rightly so.
Craig Revel Horwood demonstrates figure-of-eight hip action. Even Shirley Ballas, the trademarked Queen Of Latin, is impressed.
They’re shocked that Shanye Ward’s in the dance-off, like many of us.
Anton Du Beke pretends to be upset that he didn’t get to do a demo time for Montell Douglas.
Dance debrief
The judges decamp to the Clauditorium to form a semi-circle and take a closer look at last night’s routines.
That was rather lovely, I thought, if a bit baffling story-wise.
Swifties’ Wildest Dreams come true
We open with a group routine from the professional troupe. It’s set to Taylor Swift’s 2015 sultry synth-pop ballad Wildest Dreams and choreographed by Emmy-winning Mandy Moore.
She’s known for her work on US shows So You Think You Can Dance and Dancing Wth The Stars, plus choreographed 2016 film La La Land, Shania Twain’s La Vegas residency and Tay Tay’s Eras Tour. She’s also confused so often with actress and singer Mandy Moore that her social media handle is “Nope Not Her”.
Nikita Kuzmin and Karen Hauer play the leads. They’re in hot pink, while everyone else is in greyscale. Visually striking, like a pop video. Romantic contempo-waft with sped-up segments.
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Tasha tangos next week
After Aljaz teases fellow pro Nikita over his Shakira faux-pas, he reveals that they’ll be performing to Florence & The Machine’s Dog Days Are Over. Tune.
Chris McCausland says of Jamie Borthwick’s family: “It must be nice for them to see you on the telly without having to watch EastEnders.”
Chris is delighted to be doing a slow ballroom dance next week after two fast Latin numbers.
Montell and Jojo dance a Couple's Choice next week
Up on the balcony banquette with the happy couples who are safely through to next week, Montell Douglas reveals that they’re “bringing it back home” with a party dance.
Paul Merson and Karen Hauer are shocked to have dodged the dance-off. “Honestly, when Tess called our names, I was thinking, who are Paul and Karen?” he says. Bless that man.
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Shayne Ward in dreaded dance-off
Well, that’s a shocker. He’s tumbled from mid-table into the bottom two. Shayne Ward and Nancy Xu must dance again for survival. Perhaps the fashion police intervened.
Wynne Evans and Katya Jones are safely through, despite hand-around-waistgate.
Paul Merson is safe
Also returns to the dancefloor are Montell Douglas, Jamie Borthwick and Tasha Ghouri. Well, obv.
Red spotlight of doom
Strap in, it’s time for loooong pauses, relieved embraces and ostentatious thanks yous down the camera.
Our Strictly stars™
Our 13 couples await their fates. Shayne Ward’s custard couture, Paul Merson’s tailcoat and Gorka Marquez’s waxed chest still present and correct.
They’ve also repaired Sarah Hadland’s corsage, which she tore in her post-dance excitement last night. We’ve all done it.
Last night’s live show rewound
A recap of Saturday night’s action on-screen now. Paul Merson channels Fred Astaire! Pete Wicks channels Danny Zuko! Montell Douglas’ gracefully gaw-jus Viennese waltz! Chris McCausland performs more miracles! Perfect 10s for Tasha Ghouri!
Frockwatch
Behold our two-headed hosting hydra, so a quick frockular face-off. Tess Daly is in a one-shouldered black jumpsuit. Claudia Winkleman is in a black sparkly minidress. Claud wins, making it a clean sweep for La Winkle this weekend.
Aaaaand we’re off!
Roll clap-along credits. One of these smiley duos will be damp-eyed in approximately 35 minutes. But which, I beseech thee?
Call any stragglers in from the kitchen. Wake up any post-roast nappers. We’re about to head over to Elstree Studios…
Snow Patrol perform tonight
Musical guests on the results show are Dundee indie rockers Snow Patrol. Not to drop names but frontman Gary Lightbody is an old mate of mine. Clang!
Light up, light up the dancefloor, as if you have a choice. Just five minutes now until the glittery curtain comes up…
First 10s of the series
Last night saw the first maximum scores of Strictly 2024, with Tasha Ghouri and Aljaž Škorjanec notching three perfect marks for their Charleston.
No prizes for guessing which judge declined not to raise his maximum paddle. Frankly, I was with Craig. Not perfect, too soon - and that Coachella/selfie stick theme deserved to knock off a point.
Talking of 10s, that’s how many minutes are left to wait…
On BBC1 right now is Antiques Roadshow from the Ulster Folk Museum near Belfast. Glasses for hens! Sounds like something Bob Mortimer would make up on Would I Lie To You?
I wonder if one day, people will find a dusty old “10” paddle in Craig Revel Horwood’s loft? Fifteen minutes until the red spotlight of doom gets switched on…
From opera to soap opera
A fleeting incident caused a right kerfuffle online last night. Eagle-eyed viewers noticed that on the balcony, Wynne Evans slipped his arm around partner Katya Jones’ waist but she pushed it down onto her hip. She also apparently ignoring his attempt at a high-five.
As speculation grew about the significance of these awkward interactions, Evans has since said they were “messing around” and apologised for any confusion. Jones insisted it was a “silly joke”. All rather strange.
I wonder if The Great Unpleasantness this summer means everyone is on high alert for the merest sign of tension between celebrities and professionals? Is Katya deliberately distancing herself from male partners since Seann Walsh-gate? Or do we reckon something is rotten in the House of GoCompare?
The glitterball will soon start spinning again…
Swifties come dancing
Tay Tay fans assemble! Tonight’s group routine is a Taylor Swift number, choreographed by no less than Mandy Moore, who worked on the Eras tour.
Not long to wait now, Swift superfans…
Nick Knowles bounced back from injury
It was touch and go whether he’d be fit to dance or forced to withdraw from the competition but Nick Knowles got late medical clearance to perform last night. The DIY SOS host and his pro partner Luba Mushtuk duly delivered the Paddington-themed Charleston they’d originally planned for Movie Week.
However, it still left Nick just a single point off the foot of the leaderboard. Will viewers feel sorry for the injury-plagued presenter and save him from the dance-off? It’s 25 minutes until we’re back in the ballroom…
Did Paul Merson quickstep to safety?
Coming into this weekend, bookmakers’ odds-on favourite for elimination was former footballer Paul Merson. However, he played it straight for the first time and pulled a surprisingly debonair Fred Astaire quickstep out of the sparkly bag.
It notched his first seven and lifted him out of the bottom two on the scoreboard. But will that be backed up by viewer votes? Half an hour until glitter o’clock…
Third celebrity set for ballroom heartbreak
Somebody’s hoofing adventure is about be over. Good evening and welcome to the third elimination of Strictly Come Dancing 2024. I’m Michael, your our rhinestones-and-Spanx correspondent for tonight’s results show. You are cordially invited to watch along with me as another couple bite the ballroom dust.
Following last night’s high-quality (if erratically scored) hoofing, our 13 pro-celebrity pairs are set become a dancefloor dozen. The judges’ scores have been combined with the public vote and the bottom two will take to the ballroom floor again, bidding for survival. So who’s in danger?
Dr Punam Kirshan was left propping up the scoreboard with Nick Knowles second from bottom, just a point above. But will voting viewers agree? If not, the likes of Paul Merson, Pete Wicks or even Sarah Hadland could be in for a nervy night.
It’s showtime at the very slightly later time of 7.20pm on BBC One. I’ll be liveblogging from 6.50pm, providing build-up, rolling coverage, analysis, reaction and mild-to-medium snark. So snuggle up on this chilly autumnal evening and see you on the sofa.
As always, I’d also love to hear from you. You can tweet me @michaelhogan, email me at michael.hogan.freelance@guardian.co.uk and the comments section below is open for dance discussion. I’ll quickstep down there whenever I can to gauge your reactions and report on your musings.
Yes, 13 will prove unlucky for some. Nearly time to staaaaaart eliminating!
Thank you and a glittery goodnight - for now
That concludes Saturday’s sequin-spangled, yellow-trousered liveblog but we’ll be back in ballroom hold tomorrow. Meet you right here for the results show, which airs at 7.20pm Sunday on BBC1.
I’ll press “go” on the blog at 6.50pm for build-up, so I very much hope you’ll rejoin me then. In the meantime, I’m @michaelhogan on Twitter, so do rumba-walk over and say hello.
Thanks for watching along with me and your ever-excellent company. Meet you here for the third elimination tomorrow. And in the meantime, as is traditional: keeeeeep dancing! Nighty night.
Overmarking and mercy for Merson
For me, Tasha Ghouri was overmarked. A near-perfect 39 points, before we’re even one-third of the way through the contest, is too much. Whither the improvement and the J-word (journey)?
Down the bottom, did Paul Merson save his skin by pulling that debonair quickstep out of the bag? Dr Punam vs Nick Knowles for the dance-off would be the just outcome on Sunday night.
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A special shout-out to my sparkly sidekick tonight, 12-year-old Strictly superfan May, who has been helping me keep an eye on the messageboard and giggling away at all your comments.
The future of hoofing punditry is in safe hands. Indeed, Somersetlass says: “Can we have May as the new Strictly judge next year?”
Thanks for all your help, May! I owe you some extra pocket money, money, money.
Final comment round-up now. TeeDubyaBee says: “I love Paul Merson’s presence in the background upstairs - like a slightly confused uncle at a kid’s birthday party.
RegWhelk says: “A week that will be remembered for bonkers scoring, the first tens and Paul Merson’s quickstep that seemed to come out of nowhere. It’s anyone’s guess who will be in the dance-off but the good doctor must be worried.”
jagadox says: “Pete Wicks has been smiling and apparently enjoying his dancing. Has he ruined his brand as a miserable git?” TeeDubyaBee says: “I’m surprised at how much I’m liking Mr P Twix.”
diamondcat adds: “I do wish Craig would do something about the back of his hair. It looks like the rats have been nibbling at it.”
Some comments on tonight’s costumes now. Heartticker says: “What has happened to wardrobe? Always loved the gorgeous Strictly costumes but this week looks like they’ve been cobbled together from a child’s dressing-up box.”
MartGray says: “If you’re going to have Wyn Evans do a tango, at least paint him orange.”
GreatIsMyNewt says: “I’m just wondering if wardrobe recycled Anne Widdecombe’s demented canary outfit for Shayne. But glad to see that Gorka has run out of buttons again.”
whistledownthewind says: “I’m trying to work out whether Motsi’s hair is tied in a reef or granny knot.” MollyintheFolly adds: “Why has Motsi come out in her bathrobe?”
On Sarah Hadland, FloraBelle says: “Loved Sarah and Vito. Shaping up to be one of my favourites this season. Even though I keep half expecting Miranda to stage bomb every time she dances.”
Somersetlass says: “Sarah and Vito’s partnership is just lovely. Sarah seemed a little tentative dancing on her own at the start, but once she was in hold, it was beautiful.”
jagadox adds: “I enjoyed Vito and Sarah. A possible finalist combo?”
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On Jamie Borthwick, EastofStratford says: “Poor Jamie, he suffers from ESDL (Englishman shorts disaster legs). It is incurable but a better cut of shorts can do a lot to divert the eye.”
On JB Gill, SparklingDormouse says: “Pretty good rumba from JB & Amy. Good movement and a good connection between them.”
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On Punam’s jive, Heartticker says: “It didn’t really get going for me. A bit flat-footed and a few mistakes but an extra point for Gorka’s abs.”
FascinatingFlamenco adds: “Messy. Jive is meant to be sharp and incisive and that was soft and all over the place. Loved Punam’s dance last week, but this one just wasn’t her.”
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On Paul Merson, Somersetlass says: “How lovely to see Paul doing a serious dance. I really enjoyed that - ballroom has brought out the best in him. Fairly light on his feet, and although he still looked rather terrified, he’s made such progress. This is what Strictly is all about.”
jagadox adds: “Paul and quickstep seemed like a contradiction. And turned out to be - if not quite Fred Astaire then not yomping over a muddy field in wellies. A decent and somewhat surprising effort.”
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Sparkling Dormouse says: “Really classy from JoJo & Montell. Lovely from them. Best so far tonight and the first one deserving a nine!”
FloraBelle adds: “Montelle and JoJo were just gorgeous there. Such elegant lines and her smile was infectious. Beautiful dress, cute hair ribbon and loved the staging too.”
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On Chris McCausland, FloraBelle says: “Never mind Men At Work. Chris works like a Trojan. As someone who is visually impaired myself, I am in awe of both him and Diane. Just wow.”
Vicc says: “Chris and Dianne are amazing. Those lifts. The fact that he doesn’t miss a cue which would normally be a visual one. Impressive to put it mildly!”
Heartticker adds: “Chris and Dianne impressed once again. Diane is an amazing teacher. I think she’s fabulous and has been a little underrated in the past.”
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On Tasha’s Charleston, SparklingDormouse says: “Points off for the selfie stick and Aljaz over-emoting. Apart from that, amazing. Can’t tell who the professional is. Just not getting the improvement element as she’s too good to start with!”
Gardener_Maidhc says of Pete Wicks’ quickstep: “Faux quiff short hair really suits Pete. The leading arm elbow drops a bit in hold which throws his posture off but great styling and a good dance. Not my favourite but my favourite of his so far.”
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On Nick Knowles’ miraculous rise from the physio’s table, Heartticker says: “Nick Knowles just danced a very strange Charleston, I thought. I know he’s had an injury or two but a bit boring in my opinion.”
whistledownthewind says: “Good to see that Nick Knowles WILL dance tonight. Mind you with his current luck, he’ll possibly sprain his ankle on his way down the stairs during the intro.”
IvanTiger says: “Nick needs more swivel, though he’s in time and has arm elegance.”
jagadox adds: “Glad to see Nick back. Enjoyed the dance too, although perhaps not the greatest Charleston we’ve ever seen.”
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Readers’ verdicts are in
Time to take the temperature of your comments. Lots of talk of overmarking. ryfford says “Week 4 and 10s, FFS. PERLEASZE!!!!” VirgilHilts says: “It’s week 4 on Strictly and the theme is Insane Overmarking!”
irreverentnurse says: “Ridiculous scores for Jamie.” Petebail says: “Overmarking won’t do Jamie any favours in the public vote.”
fernzette adds: “What’s going on with the scoring? Overmarked for the dances I’ve seen so far. Oh and Tess looks like a pack of Parma violets unraveling.”
A Strictly leg-raiser on TV tonight
Viewers can now flip to BBC2 for 40 Hidden Music Treasures At The BBC or it’s Angela Rippon Night on BBC4 to celebrate her 80th birthday - and right now, she’s looking back at her Come Dancing days.
At 10.30pm, TV’s Greatest: Black on the Box on Channel 5 pays tribute to the likes of Lenny Henry, Floella Benjamin and Trevor McDonald.
If you fancy a film, choose at 9pm between Heat on Legend, Face/Off on Great Movies, 300 on 5Star or Last of the Mohicans on Film4. At 10pm, The Sixth Sense is on MTV. At 10.30pm, Jordan Peele’s Us is on BBC1. As Nick Ross used to say, don’t have nightmares.
Roll up, roll up, it’s the Golden Glitterballs
They’re the most coveted made-up awards this side of Coachella festival. Here are this week’s gong-grabbers…
Best dance: Tasha and Alijaž’s three 10s have to clinch it but Montell Douglas’ dreamy waltz and Paul Merson’s first sevens run her close.
Worst dance: Nick and Luba’s lumpen Charleston. Dr Punam’s jive scored one fewer point but had more to offer.
Best music choice: Pop divas Shakira and Lizzo. A good week overall for Dave Arch and his band. Their version of I Won’t Dance by Fred Astaire had serious swing, too.
Worst music choice: Men At Work. Sorry, Dianne’s dad.
Best outfit: A three-way tie between Sam’s samba dress, Karen’s pink beaded quickstep frock and those 50s outfits for “Petita”.
Worst outfit: Shayne and Nancy’s sickly yellow monstrosities. To add insult to injury, they reused the fabric for Chris McCausland’s trousers.
Best judges’ comment: Craig was on top form, from imitating Shirley (“You might learn something”) to mocking Anton’s grunts (“The espresso’s kicked in, I see”).
Worst VT: Jamie and Michelle dahn the old East End snooker hall. Awkz.
Best Claudia quip: I enjoyed “Pete gets a tattoo – his first” but the prize goes to Claud holding up her hand to Vito: “It wasn’t a high-five, it was a halt.”
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Tasha tops leaderboard, Punam props it up
Unsurprisingly after the first 10s of the series, Tasha Ghouri tops the scoreboard by a distance, with Jamie Borthwick and Wynne Evans in joint second spot.
Dr Punam Krishan is way down at the bottom, with Nick Knowles just above. As always, though the viewer vote helps decide which two couples are consigned to tomorrow night’s dance-off. It could be a nervy wait for Paul Merson, Sarah Hadland and Sam Quek too.
Credits roll
“Keeeeeep dancing,” chirrup Tess and Claud. As the glittery dust settles, please stay with us for analysis, reaction and a round-up of your comments.
Tonight’s routines now get recapped on-screen. Which fab-ew-lous pair are you voting for? Which dance dis-ah-ster are you definitely not?
And the voting lines are… open!
Cue props, mugging for the camera and all-round pandemonium in the Clauditorium, set to Spandau Ballet’s Gold (one of my karaoke staples, FYI). When did this enjoyably daft Saturday night tradition start? Last five series or so, do we reckon? It’s hard to remember a time without it.
Judges’ scores for Tasha and Aljaž: 9, 10 (first of the series), 10 (never too early from Shirley), 10 for a total of 39 points. Wowzers. Too much, too soon?
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Judges’ comments for Tasha and Aljaž: Motsi says “one word – fab-u-lous”. That’s not your line, Motsi. Shirley says “practically flawless”. Anton says “can’t fault it”. Craig concludes “left foot let you down but a-may-zing”. Nines ahoy?
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Tasha and Aljaž’s Charleston
They topped last week’s leaderboard with their Barbie rumba. Thankfully Aljaž has now lost the mildly disturbing blond Ken wig. Tasha Ghouri is a graceful dancer - she’s racked up 99 points in her three dances so far, the most in the field - but can she showcase her fun side and capture the Charleston’s manic, kooky energy? It’s selfies-at-Coachella-themed, for some random Gen Z reason, with Tasha in cowgirl-ish fringed shorts and a crop top. Selfie stick-ography, which is a sentence I never thought I’d type. Fast-paced, upbeat and intense with loads of steps, tricks and content. Their first time doing lifts. Craig will be studying those lumpy dismounts, as well as the all-important swivel. A little stilted and disappointing for me.
Song: Unhealthy by Anne-Marie feat Shania Twain. The country-pop single from last year is about a toxic relationship with a western-style video filmed in Nashville and, ahem, Kent.
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Judges’ scores for Pete and Jowita: 7, 7, 8, 7 for a total of 29 points. His highest score. Generous in my book but hard to complain when he’s on the trademarked Strictly journey.
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Judges’ comments for Pete and Jowita: Craig says “hip rolls do not belong but I actually liked it”. Motsi says “like the John Travolta vibe but not consistent and transitions let you down”. Shirley says “you belted across the floor and shifted your weight, technically better, frame dropped but the hip roll was a treat”. Anton concludes “open work was brilliant but in hold, the voices in your head start screaming, you’ve got potential, make the next leap and don’t run out of weeks because you could challenge”. Sixes?
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Pete and Jowita’s quickstep
After last week’s barefoot jungle samba, at least he’s back wearing shoes now. Pete Wicks and his pro partner Jowita Przystal have been the subject of showmance speculation on the tabloids this week, so see if you can detect any signs of sizzling chemistry. Pete’s been slowly improving and his scores creeping up each week. Knowing and loving the song - he says for the first time this series - should help. Tattoo parlour them, aptly, and 50s styling with quiff. Speed and energy but he’s struggling to stay in time. Rigid face when he should be smiling, visibly counting aloud and lacking lightness of footwork. Swagger and story but not much quickstep, bless him.
Song: Town Called Malice by The Jam. Paul Weller wrote the Motown-influenced 1982 chart-topper about his desire to escape his hometown of Woking.
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Judges’ scores for Sam and Nikita: 7, 7, 7, 7 for a total of 28 points. Mid-table. Sam says she’s celebrating her body and her curves like never before. More power to her. Nikita makes random noises and Claudia says “Vito is catching”.
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Judges’ comments for Sam and Nikita: Motsi says “bam, bam, hit those lines and threw yourself into it, lots of challenging contents, needed more bounce but damn girl”. Shirley says “good timing, awkward in transitions but full of personality”. Anton says “gave it the full biffter, you’re in a great place, very strong, just keep your weight forward”. Craig concludes “lacked bounce, messy misplaced footwork but you sold it fantastically”.
Sam and Nikita’s samba
Sam Quek’s Tomb Raider paso last week saw her score rise into the 30s for the first time. Can she continue that form? She needs to attack it, committing to the samba’s details and precision. She’s channelling a Latina character called “Samba Samantha”, apparently. Vibrant neon rainbow frock with flouncy skirt. Unleashing her hips, rhythm changes and sass galore but rather rushing through the moves. A tad heavy footed at times but hot, hot, hot.
Song: Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira. Not the other one, Nikita. When Nikita Kuzmin made that hilarious faux-pas on last week’s results show, singing the wrong Shakira song, he’d already started choreography to Whenever, Wherever. Oopsy. A great TV moment, nonetheless.
Judges’ scores for Montell and Jojo: 8, 8, 8, 9 for a total of 33 points. Third on the scoreboard so far. Jojo admits that his main aim was not to get a demo time from Anton. “That’s brave, he can hear you,” says Claudia.
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Judges’ comments for Montell and Jojo: Anton says “so beautiful, my favourite dance of the night, exquisite”. Craig says “graceful, elegant, gaw-jus (told you)”. Motsi says “loved the softness and simplicity”. Shirley concludes “infectious personality, divine, great teamwork, creeping up there, you’re dangerous for the rest”. Eights and even a nine?
Montell and Jojo’s Viennese waltz
The Gladiator’s second consecutive ballroom after her Dreamgirls tango in Movie Week. She needs to show improvement in hold, as her posture wobbled last week. Johannes gets his own “Water” Gladiator outfit in the VT. Montell Douglas is waiting for her man in a moonlit motel. Smooth and elegant, gliding around the floor. Dizzying spins and heart-meltingly romantic mood. Threw away a few extensions but generally gaw-jus.
Song: Nobody Gets Me by SZA. The r’n’b diva’s country-tinged single from last year with lyrics about rekindling with an ex but ending up arguing. In case you were wondering, SZA’s stange name stands for Solána (her real name) Zig-Zag Allah. It’s taken from the Supreme Alphabet and inspired by RZA from the Wu-Tang Clan.
Judges’ scores for Chris and Dianne: 6, 8, 8, 8 for a total of 30 points. Joint third as we enter the home stretch.
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Judges’ comments for Chris and Dianne: Shirley says “I’m speechless, how you do those lifts so flawlessly without eye timing I can’t imagine, didn’t miss a trick timing-wise, impressive”. Anton says “you even made the kangaroo steps work, salsa steps a bit plonky but still remarkable”. Craig from Ballarat does his best Aussie accent and says “stompy, lacked flow and fluidity but bonzer”. Motsi concludes “I like development of your Latin, great musicality, a joy”. Sevens and eights, do we say?
Chris and Dianne’s salsa
Another energetic, upbeat dance for blind comedian Chris McCausland, following last week’s Wayne’s World jive. Craig commented on his great timing and musical ear, so Dianne Buswell cleverly choreographs to play to his strengths - as well as choosing an Aussie theme for a taste of home. It’s fast and full-on with “more bloody lifts than Canary Wharf”, according to Chris. Tricks and hip action. Speed, lots of steps and cracking lifts. Some kangaroo jumps, unless I’m mistaken. Lacks spice and hip action but otherwise stupendous. So good, it almost made me forgive those yellow slacks.
Song: Down Under by Men at Work. The Australian band’s 1983 chart-topper is about an Australian man travelling the tourist trail in “a fried-out Kombi”, meaning a Volkswagen camper van. Do you speak-a my language? He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
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Judges’ scores for JB and Amy: 7, 8, 7, 8 for a total of 30 points. Solidly top half.
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Judges’ comments for JB and Amy: Craig says “you got stuck, lacked connection but you did a difficult dance justice”. Motsi says “I saw technique, leg action and Cuban motion, passion, enjoyed it”. Shirley says “sultry, lovely forward work but needs more rotation, rather enjoyed it”. Anton concludes “you’re a dream student but I’d like to see more freedom, so let it go”. Sevens and the odd eight?
JB and Amy’s rumba
He wowed last week with his West End-worthy Willy Wonka number and is turning into quite the ballroom boy but now it’s back to Latin for JB Gill. His pro partner Amy Dowden loves the rumba and this is her first one on Strictly but it’s notoriously challenging for celebrity males. JB’s been struggling with the tricky technique in training this week. It’s slow and exposing with nowhere to hide but he’s doing a very decent job indeed. Sensual and romantic, with a nice connection established between them. Lacks a little continuous flow and earthiness, she’s dancing around him at times, but sizzling, stylish and smouldering.
Song: You Might Need Somebody by Kara Marni. A cover of the jazz-soul hit made famous by Randy Crawford in the 80s and Shola Ama in the 90s.
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Judges’ scores for Paul and Karen: 4 (boo!), 6, 6, 7 for a total of 23 points. His highest yet and out of the bottom two. Claudia suggests he’s a great dancer and Paul wryly replies “Steady on”.
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Judges’ comments for Paul and Karen: Anton says “I take my top hat off to you, what a job, no irony, did it straight, just great”. Craig says “fix the style, frame, heaviness and gapping but we have progression”. Motsi says “you melted my heart, eyes up and smile”. Shirley concludes “came down the stairs looking sophisticated, I was smiling inside, delightful, Mr Debonair”. Sixes, do we reckon?
Paul and Karen’s quickstep
The wild west dance-off survivors attempt a proper ballroom routine for the first time. No props, fancy dress or comedy factor this time. Paul Merson is trying to keep a straight face for a sophisticated Fred Astaire number. Looking debonair in a tailsuit with top hat and cane. Very gentlemanly. With the axe hovering over him, he’ll need to show improved technique and timing if he’s going to escape another dance-off. Old-style Hollywood feel and cane-ography, then into hold. He’s jogging rather than skipping but great effort, even if he looks slightly terrified. Some showmanship if not all the footwork.
Song: I Won’t Dance by Fred Astaire. This playful jazz standard from the 1930s has been recorded by Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee, Johnny Mathis and Lady Gaga with Tony Bennett. Strictly alumnus Will Young crooned it for Pop Idol: The Big Band Album and Jessica Lange for the Grey Gardens soundtrack.
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Judges’ scores for Punam and Gorka: 4, 5, 5, 6 for a total of 20 points. Bottom as it stands.
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Judges’ comments for Punam and Gorka: Motsi says “pressure got to you after last week, quite a few mistakes, hot and cold”. Shirley says “lacked rotation but great kick section, you’ve got the support of the nation and we love you”. Anton says “I tied my own tie, see you next week”. Craig concludes “sloppy, messy, full of mistakes, not your night”. Four from Craig, fives from the rest?
Punam and Gorka’s jive
Dr Punam Krishan came alive last week and reduced Motsi to tears with her milestone Bollywood routine, which took her to the dizzy heights of joint second on the leaderboard. Can she keep that momentum going? Strange pink foil outfits and futuristic diner theme. An energetic jive with plenty of flicks and kicks but she needs more control and retraction. Could be on the balls of her feet more to keep it lighter. She hops up up on chair and table at the end. Technically shaky and lost timing but fun. Not quite what the doctor ordered.
Song: 2 Be Loved (Am I Ready) by Lizzo. The pop diva and classically trained flautist’s 2022 single. Its retro new wave-meets-disco sound has been compared to both the Pointer Sisters and Hall & Oates, which is totally fine by me.
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Judges’ scores for Wynne and Katya: 8, 9, 9, 8 for a total of 34 points. His highest yet and joint top with Jamie. “I’m an overweight opera singer and I’m having the best time,” says Wynne. “Maybe fat men can dance after all. I found my ribs this week after not seeing them since 1987.”
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Judges’ comments for Wynne and Katya: Anton says “committed to the concept and character, tremendous, one of your best”. Craig says “thumb sticking up but love, love, loved it, Wynne, Wynne, Wynne”. Motsi says “your best dance yet, story with quality underneath”. Shirley concludes “took risks, passionate, told a tale, I got goosebumps, you’re in it to win it, mate”. He’s had sevens and eights for the past two weeks and might just better that here.
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Wynne and Katya’s tango
Wynne Evans casts off the Mrs Doubtfire costume to show his more serious side. It’s a Wall Street-style story with his pro partner Katya Jones playing a financier’s disgruntled secretary. He’s been working hard on his tango posture, so needs to keep his legs low and spine straight. Briefcase-ography, tie-adjusting and takes far too long to get going. Assertive and leading well, although the effort is visible on his face. Lacks snap and staccato. Not quite on the money, money, money for me but the audience love it.
Song: Money, Money, Money by Abba. The Swedish pop deities’ 1976 hit was originally titled Gypsy Girl and was the only Abba single during their mid-70s imperial phase not to top the UK chart. Deborah Meaden and the much-missed Robin Windsor also tangoed to it during the 2013 series.
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Judges’ scores for Jamie and Michelle: 8, 9, 9, 8 for a total of 34 points. His best yet and top of the leaderboard after four dances.
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Judges’ comments for Jamie and Michelle: Shirley is momentarily lost for words but says “shifted from foot to foot, led your lady and brought joy, your best dance so far”. Anton says “by far your best, superb energy, feet and hips could’ve worked more but killing it from the waist up”. Craig says “needed more figure-of-eight in the hip action but you’re an incredible dancer”. Motsi concludes “great partnering but you shone in the spotlight, you left your heart on the dancefloor”. I’m smelling eights. Or is it Ambre Solaire?
Jamie and Michelle’s salsa
EastEnders actor Jamie Borthwick closed the show last week, dressed as Su Pollard (or was it Elton John?) for his Rocketman quickstep. Now he needs to keep that high energy but control it and show some Cuban party technique. He’s playing a holiday rep, she’s a tourist. Flog those excursions, Jamie. Free cocktail for lady! Best bar on island! Fast and fluid with changes of rhythm. Shoulder shimmies and his first lifts but a lumpy dismount. Lacking spice but heaps of high-energy fun and a strong finish.
Song: Danza Kuduro by Don Omar and Lucenzo. This 2010 banger mixes Latin with reggaeton and duly became a worldwide hit, topping the chart in a dozen countries. It stayed at number one in Italy for a whopping 10 weeks.
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Judges’ scores for Nick and Luba: 4, 6, 5, 6 for a total of 21 points. Dance-off danger?
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My liveblog assistant tonight, 12-year-old May, says: “Shame Nick isn’t dressed as Paddington - but he does dance like a bear!”
Judges’ comments for Nick and Luba: Craig says “let yourself go and be more crazy, extend your lines, placed rather than danced, no swivel but fantastic character”. Motsi says “coming back took courage, slow pace but tidy and readable”. Shirley says “took risks, used props, lovely synchronisation but I missed a sense of freedom”. Anton concludes “enjoyed the number, you improved Craig’s choreography, exquisite timing”. Fives and sixes?
Nick and Luba’s Charleston
After missing last week’s show, injury-prone DIY SOS host Nick Knowles’ knee is on the mend and doctors have given him clearance to dance. Because of his reduced training time, they’re picking up where they left off with the Paddington number they had planned for Movie Week. Nick’s pleased to be belatedly doing it, as his 10-year-old son Eddie is a fan of the Peruvian bear. He’s unleashing his showbizzy, jazz-handy side to play villainous thesp Phoenix Buchanan, with Luba Mushtuk as the late Queen’s mate. She’s adjusted the steps to be easier on his knees. It duly lacks a little bounce and speed but has a sweet musical theatre feel. Brolly-ography, lifts and tricks. Heavy-footed but happiness-making.
Song: Rain on the Roof from Paddington 2. Originally from the musical Follies, it’s sung at the end of the film by Phoenix in prison - and the accompanying dance number was choroegraphed by no less than Craig Revel Horwood. Pit-pitty-pat indeed.
Judges’ scores for Sarah and Vito: 6, 7, 7, 7 for a total of 27 points. A slight dip.
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Judges’ comments for Sarah and Vito: Shirley says “flawless spotting on the spins but your footwork didn’t glide, work on the seamlessness in ballroom”. Anton says “short steps, too trotty, lost its flow, lovely storyteling but stride out”. Craig says “lacked glide, gapping, too much attack but magnificent turns, you’re a clean, clean dancer”. Motsi concludes “you capture the music as you dance, allow yourself to breathe and let go”. Sevens a-coming?
Sarah and Vito’s foxtrot
Her Harry Potter waltz last week was Motsi’s highlight of the night and saw her joint second on the scoreboard. Again. Now actor Sarah Hadland stays in ballroom hold for a graceful and lyrical foxtrot. She’s sporting a blue aqua floral frock, like a grown-up Elsa from Frozen. Emotional with lovely lines, delicate details and softness. The song is a favourite of her and her daughter, so there’s real feeling in this. A bit wobbly in places but lovely.
Song: Birds of a Feather by Billie Eilish. The recent single which featured in teen Netflix drama Heartstopper and was performed by Eilish at the Olympic Closing Ceremony. Not to be coinfused with the theme tune to 90s sitcom Birds of a Feather which was, of course, What’ll I Do. Sharon! Tracey! Dorien from next door!
Alan Carr on smallprint duties
We’ve only just got rid of him. The picture-slamming spexy beast is this week’s surprise Clauditorium guest, reading out the voting Ts & Cs.
Judges’ scores for Shayne and Nancy: 7, 8, 7, 8 for a total of 30 points. Generous.
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Judges’ comments for Shayne and Nancy: Motsi says “cool, calm and collected but use your arms more”. Shirley says “huge improvement since your week one samba, loved the sense of freedom, work on that co-ordination and posture”. Anton says “loved the partnering and connection, keep the improvement going”. Craig concludes “lacked resistance and tone (boo!), arms need attention but great groove, liked it a lot”. Sevens, do we think?
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Shayne and Nancy’s cha cha cha
Shayne Ward’s scores have been steadily rising. Can he continue to show improvement in his first Latin number since week one? Bowling alley theme. Ghastly neon custard-coloured outfits. Showcasing his fun side with solo sections and hip action. Timing and leg technique are the challenge here. I’m not sure he’s nailing the latter. A fun disco number and a decent semi-moonwalk to end.
Song: Ain’t No Love (Ain’t No Use) by Sub Sub feat Melanie Williams. This 1993 dance banger sampled Good Morning Starshine from Hair, which a band member owned on vinyl because he won it at a fair in his teens. Sub Sub later reinvented themselves as indie band Doves, trivia fans.
Our Strictly stars™
First sighting of our couples as they come out for a welcome wave. Outfits are positively understated compared to last week’s Movie Week overload. Lots of pink. Wonder if Wynne Evans feels naked without his Mrs Doubtfire costume? And if Pete Wicks feels restricted in, you know, actual clothes and shoes?
Judges make their grand entrance
Here come the hoofing inspectors, Craig Revel Horwood, Motsi Mabuse, Anton Du Beke and Shirley Ballas, cutting some rug to Lionel Ritchie’s Dancing On The Ceiling. Synchronised sit-down in three, two, one… Sit! Ooh, I felt like Barbara Woodhouse there.
Frockwatch
The hostly duo arrive, so time for our weekly couture comparison. Tess Daly is in a lilac shoulder-less jumpsuit affair. Claudia Winkleman is in a simple black frock with a pop of red lippy. Claud wins.
Roll title sequence
Only the gingers have left so far, with Tom Dean and Toyah Willcox becoming the first two celebrities to depart the dancefloor. Who’s next for the auburn axe?
Aaaaand we’re off!
Cue the usual scene-setting, tension-building montage.
Grab a glass and nab some nibbles. We’re about to go over live to the Elstree Studios ballroom…
Alan Carr’s Picture Slam reaching a bifocal crescendo on BBC1 now. That’s Numberwang!
Poptastic playlist tonight
Tonight’s musical selections include Abba, Shakira, Lizzo and Billie Eilish, as well as a reggaeton favourite and a banger by The Jam. Well, it beats the George Of The Jungle theme song.
A mere five minutes until the glitterball starts spinning…
Brand new theme week to look forward to
There was an official BBC announcement this week that on Saturday 2nd November, we can look forward to Strictly’s first ever Icons Week, with dances inspired by musical legends - and just as temptingly, a Beyoncé-themed pro dance led by Jojo Radebe. Now that’s what I call bootylicious.
Ten minutes until the glittery clock strikes…
Anyone see Gogglebox last night? Giles and Mary were amusingly outraged by Pete Wicks’ pelvic thrusting in a leopard print loincloth. Oh, Nutty.
Meanwhile, over on Have I Got News For You, Paul Merton said of Ed Balls’ Gangnam Style salsa: “If that had happened in a public park, he would’ve been arrested.” Heeeeey, sexy lady.
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On your dance cards tonight
We can look forward to two salsas, two quicksteps and two Charlestons, among various other choreographic treats. No Couple’s Choices, slightly surprisingly.
Not long until the spangly curtain comes up…
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Eyes down for week four bingo
Tick them off with a flourish when you spot them on-screen! Take a drink for each! End up face down in a kebab! Here’s this week’s 10-point checklist:
Tess Daly exclaims “They’re on their feet!” to someone who can patently see that everyone is on their feet
Eliminated pro Ginger Neil elbows his way to the front of the balcony crowd
Jamie Borthwick risks their wrath by doing an impression of the judges
Celebrity relative in the front row glances up at the monitor, then gives an embarrassed wave
Anton says “That was the sort of routine I’d have loved to dance”
Shirley Ballas produces her pair of haunted Victorian child’s shoes again
Chris McCausland gives some post-critique lip to Craig
Way-too-soon mention of Halloween or Blackpool
Anton calls a demo time to teach better ballroom hold
Judge says “It’s week four now, so we’re looking for footwork and technique”
The show’s running time tonight is a nice, round two hours - fully 15 minutes shorter than last week. Snappy.
It’s 15 minutes until the glittery klaxon sounds…
Third elimination looms
Could it be knockout time for Paul Merson? He’s the lowest scorer left in the contest, is yet to score more than a six and appeared in last week’s dance-off. Bookies say he’s odds-on favourite for the exit.
Tipped to join him in the dance-off are either Pete Wicks or Nick Knowles. Both Paul and Pete are dancing quicksteps this evening, which should make for an intriguing comparison.
Not long until we get our first choreographic clues…
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Nick Knowles passes fitness test
Yes, he’s back from the sickbay! A BBC spokesperson announced on Friday night: “We are all delighted that Nick Knowles and Luba Mushtuk will be dancing in this Saturday’s show. Nick has been cleared to dance by the medical and physio teams following his injury last week. Due to time taken out of training this week, they will be performing their Movie Week Charleston to Rain On The Roof from Paddington 2.”
Good news all round. Nobody wanted an injury dropout. We’ll also finally get to see Luba’s Paddington outfit. It could get sweaty, dancing in a duffel coat and floppy hat.
Just 20 minutes until spray tan-and-Spanx time…
Back to ballroom business as usual
That’s a wrap. Yes, the credits have rolled on Movie Week and there’s no fancy dress for our hoofing couples to hide behind.
Good evening and welcome to the latest live weekend of Strictly Come Dancing 2024. I’m Michael, your virtual dance partner for tonight’s mercifully non-themed show. You are warmly invited to watch along with me as our 13 surviving pro-celebrity pairs take to the Elstree Studios dancefloor once more.
After last week’s celluloid special and second elimination - when Toyah Willcox followed Tom Dean onto the glittery bus home - our unlucky 13 will become a dancefloor dozen this weekend. Tonight’s scores will be combined with the public vote and the bottom two duos will perform for survival on Sunday night.
Who’ll become the third celebrity to bite the ballroom dust? Dance-off survivor Paul Merson looks the most vulnerable. Pete Wicks, Dr Puman Krishan and Nick Knowles, bouncing back from his injury, could also find themselves in danger.
It’s showtime at 6.20pm on BBC One. I’ll be liveblogging from 5.50pm, providing build-up, rolling coverage, analysis, reaction and ballroom backchat. So hold your calls, cancel your social plans and I’ll see you on the sofa.
As always, I’d love to hear from you too. You can tweet me @michaelhogan, email me michael.hogan.freelance@guardian.co.uk and the comments section below is open for the usual sequin-spangled discussion. I’ll Charleston swivel down there every now and again to gauge your reaction and report on your witty wisdom.
In week four, who’ll be weak on the floor? Nearly time to staaaart dancing!
