They'd be as well installing a revolving door at Tannadice’s front entrance given the swirling rate of managerial ins and outs.
Incredibly, Dundee United are preparing to announce their 25th boss since the late, great Jim McLean finally unplugged his hairdryer back in 1993.
Jack Ross is expected to be the latest man to slide down the never-ending conveyor belt of bosses after Tam Courts’ shock departure on Tuesday.