I'll let you into a secret. I have visions of Liverpool doing a parade of five trophies around the city next Sunday.
And there in front is a little glass Popemobile-type vehicle, leading the successful men's and women's teams around the entire route… with Steven Gerrard standing within, blessing the millions by the roadside. I messaged him to tell him that. All I will say is, he didn’t entirely rule it out; if we can all agree a slapping-the-face emoji is not ruling it out.
Oh, and he also suggested that instead of parking a bus in front of the Aston Villa goal on Sunday, he’s going to use my wallet instead. Which is errr, rich, coming from him. (I know, I know, but I couldn’t resist it!). You couldn’t make it up could you? He’s one of Liverpool’s greatest-ever players, and most certainly the greatest Liverpool player to never win the title. (What’s that, what about me? Ah c’mon, you know I’m modest!).
