THE DUDE ABIDES
“Sometimes there’s a man … I won’t say a hero coz what’s a hero,” says the voiceover at the start of Big Lebowski. “Well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.” And though he wasn’t talking about football he could’ve been, because the same often applies to the beautiful game. Got a charismatic, hardarse and surprisingly sensitive Scot? Perfect for Manchester and Manchester United. Or maybe you know a socially conscious, lightly cheesy, and rabble-rousing exhibitionist with teeth; off to Liverpool he goes, with your local nerdy technocrat of implacable self-confidence sent straight to Arsenal.
