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Stephen Colbert on Trump’s dictator comments: ‘He’s telling us exactly what he plans to do’

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Stephen Colbert on Trump’s promise to not be a dictator except for his first day in office: “Obviously, we know he’s kinda trolling here. But we also know he’s telling us exactly what he plans to do.” — Stephen Colbert on Trump’s promise to not be a dictator except for his first day in office: ‘Obviously, we know he’s kinda trolling here. But we also know he’s telling us exactly what he plans to do.’ Photograph: YouTube

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Stephen Colbert returned to The Late Show on Monday after two weeks away with a ruptured appendix, which he promised to discuss later in the evening. “I know no one wants to hear too much about a hunk of dead intestine filled with poison and bile, but unfortunately Donald Trump is in the news,” he quipped.

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