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Stephen Colbert on Republican double-speak for war in Iran: ‘A war that got a thesaurus for Christmas’

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Stephen Colbert on euphemisms for war in Iran: “Everyone thinks that this stupid terminology is stupid.” — Stephen Colbert on euphemisms for war in Iran: ‘Everyone thinks that this stupid terminology is stupid.’ Photograph: Youtube

Late-night hosts unpacked the Orwellian double-speak of congressional Republicans trying to justify the Trump administration’s military strikes in Iran.

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