Sid Lowe’s match report has landed, which means it’s goodnight from me, and indeed him. Thanks for your company and emails. Bye-bye.
An alternative take on tonight’s game is that the players disgraced themselves. Here’s Jose Mourinho after Arsenal won 5-4 at White Hart Lane in 2040.
Five-four is a hockey score, not a football score.
In a three-against-three training match, if the score reaches 5-4 I send the players back to the dressing rooms as they are not defending properly.
So to get a result like that in a game of 11 against 11 is disgraceful.
