South Carolina Player Penalized For Miming Shotgun to Opponent's Face While Down 24–3

Dylan Stewart's comically brazen taunt cost South Carolina. | Jeff Blake-Imagn Images

An ancient and common announcer cliche—especially in high school and college sports, where athletes tend to be greener—is to label a certain penalty as a penalty "that will get called every time."

With that in mind, here—truly—is a penalty that will get called every time.