Oh Gym, we tried, didn't we? I thought you were The One. But I was wrong. You were just Another One. All those crazy dreams of staying together, of a serious commitment, when I can never be that person. I'm sorry. Try to forget me. And stop phoning! I've made up my mind. All the best, Sharon.
OK, that wasn't the actual wording of my conversation cancelling my latest gym membership, but that was the gist.
