I've said this before, I'll say it again, and I'll say it right to the face of the owner, but the Tesla Cybertruck isn't a real truck. It's a garbage can on wheels. And a garbage can that breaks a lot, can't actually tow, haul, or do any real truck things. There's also the whole Elon thing, who's absolutely an idiot.
But the folks who own these monstrosities aren't really truck people either, and it shows whenever they attempt to do "Real Truck Shit!" That's why you have Reddit communities like r/Cyberstuck that details all the ways Cybertruck owners fail to grasp how basic truck things are done. You get Cybertrucks getting stuck in mud, nearly chopping off fingers, Cybertrucks stuck in snow, the hitches breaking the frames, and so much more.
And now you can add failing to be a boat, as Elon once promised it could do, as while a Cybertruck owner was attempting to launch their PWC, the "truck" sank in the Ventura, California harbor. No, you can't hear me laughing from your side of the screen, but I assure you, I very much am.
