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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

So No 10 was run by donkeys who went to Oxbridge. My dog could have done better

Helen MacNamara, the former deputy cabinet secretary, gives evidence to the UK Covid-19 inquiry in London.
Helen MacNamara, the former deputy cabinet secretary, gives evidence to the UK Covid-19 inquiry in London. Photograph: UK Covid-19 inquiry/AFP/Getty

It’s a wonder so many people did survive the pandemic. All week the Covid inquiry has been hearing from senior civil servants and special advisers whose descriptions of government from inside No 10 have been breathtaking. A prime minister who was totally out of his depth, more interested in shagging and going on holiday and unable to deal with the reality of the situation. A health secretary who lied even more than Boris Johnson. Journeymen and women more interested in fighting their own macho turf wars. All seemingly not that bothered their decisions were costing lives.

Here’s a thought. Almost any of us could have done a better job than those who were meant to be running the country. Hell, it would have been hard to do a worse one. Led by donkeys. Most of whom went to Oxbridge. Those universities have a lot of soul-searching to do. Even my dog could have done better. He didn’t put a foot wrong during Covid. Obeyed all the rules. Didn’t kill anyone. Didn’t get into fights. Only went for walks at set times. Never went to parties. And he can generally get through the day without calling his colleagues “fuckpigs” and “morons”. What more could you want?

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