On the far side of the field, a girls’ football match is under way. Over to the left there is highland dancing. Immediately in front is a ramp set up by the cycle stunt team, just along from the bouncy castle. Somewhere in between, actor Lesley Hart is queueing for the haggis-hurling competition.
“Are you going to perform?” asks the compere in a silver-spangled jacket when he finds out Hart is here with the National Theatre of Scotland (NTS).