For a long while yesterday afternoon it seemed that Rangers’ wonky commercial wing had picked the perfect day to showcase their commemorative all white kit.
If you’re going to surrender a league title then you might as well dress your team up appropriately for the occasion and for 45 minutes or more at Dens Park that’s precisely what appeared to be happening in a game against a side anchored to the bottom of the division.
What was supposed to be a formality - as well as a celebration of 150 years and a nod to the club’s founding fathers - turned into a day of self destruction in Dundee as, off the pitch, fans railed angrily against the Gallant Profiteers inside their own boardroom and, on it, Giovanni van Bronckhorst’s players completely forgot how to function amid an avalanche of loo rolls and tennis balls.
