There are two types of love: the one you chase and the one you earn. We all live for that first flush of love, but when you’ve had children with somebody, you start to grow old with them, and still really fancy them – it’s the golden ticket.
My childhood ambition was to get shot with an arrow. My dad was a long-distance lorry driver. When he came home on weekends, we’d watch westerns together. My dream was to be an extra who got shot, fell off a horse and got dragged along.
