Cloning himself or missing the cut - they are only two ways that Shane Lowry can be there for his beloved Offaly's minor All-Ireland final clash with Tipperary on Sunday.
The first option is out of the question and, for the Clara man, the second is too, even if he now is a major backer of GAA in his county.
All going well, he'll go with the alternative and, at the end of the day, there could be double celebrations back in Tullamore.
