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Salon
Lifestyle
Melanie McFarland

Shame on anyone making Rudy seem cuddly

Rudy Giuliani as the Masked Singer Photo illustration by Salon/Getty Images/Fox

Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying, or screaming, or burrowing into the Earth to live out the rest of your days as a mole person subsisting on roots and grubs. Life is constantly providing reminders of this, mainly in the form of influential entities doing exactly what they should not do. This week's example was brought to us by the announcement that Rudy Giuliani was revealed as a contestant on the upcoming seventh season of "The Masked Singer."

At the risk of sounding like America's angry mom screaming at all your rambunctious toddlers, didn't we talk about this? What did I say? Did I not warn you several times not to touch the buttons on that image rehabilitation machine over there?

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