Saturday Night Live opens with Cecily Strong, Kenan Thompson and Bowen Yang enjoying some eggnog (laced with Xanax) at a Christmas party. They soon start crooning about how they each use the holiday as an excuse to keep from addressing the various personal issues, relationships, and world events giving them anxiety, including alcoholism, failing mental health, Elon Musk, Hitler (“Since when did Hitler come back … and why are his new fans black?”), handsy uncles, homophobic grandmas, Scotus decisions and more.
