As expected, the new Saturday Night Live opens with Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) addressing his recent indictment and forthcoming arraignment over alleged financial fraud. The former president decides it’s time to “come clean, admit that I broke the law, and go quietly to prison – April Fools!” Trump denies accusations that he’s planning to use this latest legal battle to further bilk his riled-up base out of their money, saying: “I don’t want anything from my base except their love, their votes, perhaps their money. And I need their money more than ever.”