Saturday Night Live kicks off with the chaos engulfing the United States House of Representatives. Three-time loser Jim Jordan (Mikey Day) is frustrated over his failure to secure the speaker role and is consoled by fellow Republican laughingstocks George Santos (Bowen Yang) and Lauren Boebert (Chloe Fineman), the latter calling in her condolences from a showing of Aladdin while getting felt up.
Finally, the big man himself, Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) waltzes in. Jordan is upset that the former president endorsed him only to ghost him, to which Trump responds: “I prefer the Jordans who win.” He further explains that he doesn’t like Jordan because of “The lack of the jacket. You don’t look good. You look like the night manager at a two-star steakhouse.”
