The final Saturday Night Live of 2025 kicks off with a national address from Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson). He warns Americans to be vigilant during the Christmas season, when “arctic immigrants are coming into our homes through our chimneys and stealing our milk and cookies”.
He then rambles about all the supposed achievements the administration has pulled off: renaming the Kennedy Center to the Trump-Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, No Homo; invading “Venezuelar” all by himself, “Metal Gear Solid-style”, the economy “getting closer to fine – Indigo Girls!”; and the upcoming Patriot Games (“They’re saying, Sir, you’re doing Hunger Games and you know how that book ends, which of course I don’t because BOOK!”).
