Comedienne Sarah Millican has given some humour advice to those who want to spice up their texting with a bit of naked content – suggesting body parts can be substituted for naughty areas.
The 47-year-old funnywoman has hinted her love life has included some saucy sexting action – but her romantic interest received a pic that was far less saucy than they expected.
But far from sharing erotic content that could later resurface, Sarah has utilised other parts of her body to try double up as a more intimate part of her body.
And the star has gleefully shared her top sexting tip for all others to learn – offering an alternative for those who might be shy about sharing X-rated snaps.
Sarah told podcast That’s Enough Already With Urzila Carlson: “A previous partner wanted me to send a nude and I sent a picture of the crack of my knee with my legs shut so it looked like an a**e crack and he got all aroused."
Admitting she confessed the truth, she explained: "I had to go, ‘Ah it’s just my knee’."
Hinting she is camera shy, she added: “I could get somebody to sketch it then send it on as it might be a more pleasing visual than an actual photo.”
Sarah is currently married to fellow stand-up comedian Gary Delaney – who she started dating in 2006 and tied-the-knot with in 2013.
She was previously married to first husband Andrew Millican who she divorced in 2004 after seven years of marriage.
The star recently confessed the collapse of her first marriage left deep mental scars and she would cry about the heartache almost two decades after their split – and despite finding new love with Gary.
She told a podcast in 2020: At the moment, I cry daily. At random times. I’ve had a counsellor for a long time and will always, because I find them sort of helpful, and I’m really interested in how my brain works.
“It’s been a few years now. When I got divorced I knew I needed someone to talk things out with, I didn’t really want to.
“I wanted to work through stuff so that if I ever again was in a position to meet somebody new, I wanted to be ready and I would be in a good mental place.”
Sarah continued: "After my divorce I had a bunch of sessions and I never had the last appointment, as I always wanted to leave it open.
“But I’m sure that last one would’ve been when she said, ‘I think you’re all right now’.
“Sometimes all I do is moan at her. And sometimes I go, ‘I’m all right, I feel like a fraud, I’m all right’.
"It’s just to keep on top of it so things don’t come to a head.”
While Sarah had been left heartbroken by the collapse of her marriage, jokes about the failed relationship proved to be a winning basis for her early stand-up material which subsequently propelled her into the spotlight.
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