
The view from Lake Zurich is supposed to calm you down. Glassy water, clipped hedges, money so old it doesn't need to announce itself. And yet Sarah, Duchess of York—'Fergie' to the tabloids and, frankly, to anyone who remembers the 1990s—has reportedly been spending her winter in a place designed for one thing: disappearing, expensively.
Back home, the noise has been deafening. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor—formerly Prince Andrew—was arrested at Sandringham on 19 February on suspicion of misconduct in public office, with Thames Valley Police confirming the detention and a search linked to allegations he shared confidential information with Jeffrey Epstein.