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Cory Woodroof

San Jose State is putting plastic coyotes on its practice fields for a very relatable reason

San Jose State has a problem with its practice fields, and the school found a very unorthodox solution to solve it.

Per Action Network HQ reporter Brett McMurphy, the school’s practice fields had been inundated with geese poop, prompting it to put four plastic coyotes on the field to try and scare the geese away so they’d poop somewhere else.

Look, if you were a goose and you were about to do your business on a big patch of grass, you’d probably be more hesitant if you saw a plastic coyote standing right there, glaring at you with those plastic coyote eyes.

Kudos to San Jose State for protecting the integrity of its green practice fields from the nefarious doo-doo sessions of random geese.

Those plastic coyotes deserve to take part in some NIL money… well, NIL Monopoly money, anyway. Plastic coyotes don’t have bank accounts, after all. Go Spartans!

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