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Comedian Ross Noble: ‘I’ve saved some people in my phone under false names, tied to what they’re most famous for.’ Photograph: Kitti Gould

Would you rather die at the bottom of the ocean or out in space?

I’ve actually just learned how to dive, so I’m a bit obsessed with being at the bottom of the ocean! But I don’t know that I want to die underwater. It’s very peaceful and serene down there. I think I’d like to be fired out to space in a massive cannon.