Florida governor and potential Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis’s ongoing offensive against “learning stuff” and “slightly inconveniencing white folks with historical truths” has crossed a strange new threshold recently, with a triumphant announcement from the Florida Board of Education that they had “Reject[ed] Publishers’ Attempts to Indoctrinate Students.”
“But, wait,” you might say. “Isn’t that a good thing? Indoctrinating students sounds scary and bad!”
