It doesn't matter that the Philadelphia Flyers are one horrendous hockey club. That they will miss the playoffs for the third consecutive year. That they have just one postseason series win in the past 10 years. That they haven't won a Stanley Cup in 17,455 days.
But who is counting?
Isn't it still great fun watching Sidney Crosby torture the Flyers, especially now that John Tortorella is their coach?