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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Sophie Elmhirst

Rocking the boat: would your marriage survive being shipwrecked together?

Illustration of a terrified looking couple in a boat – he is at the back leaning back, she is at the front, leaning forwards – as the boat is engulfed by a massive wave. The shadow of a whale is showing on the surface of the water
‘When I play this game in my head, I last – at best – a week. I die fast. When I play with my partner, he dies even faster.’ Illustration: Ruby Fresson

Let’s play it as a game. Two-player, ideally lovers. You could play with a friend, but for real spice – to truly scope out the game’s gnarly potential – it’s best with a partner or spouse, someone you have pledged to love and cherish for the rest of your days.

The set-up is simple. You’re in a boat in the middle of an ocean. You have no radio. Oh, and one of you can’t swim. That’s key. A whale collides with your boat and as it fills with water you salvage a few tins of food and containers of fresh water, a couple of books, some clothes, a small inflatable dinghy and an even smaller life raft. You climb into the raft and watch your boat sink below the waves. And then the game begins.

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