Robert Jenrick going to war with Mickey Mouse is no surprise – this government is anti-child to its core

‘Children have become unaffordable to a generation that is worse off than their parents.’ Photograph: Dominic Lipinski/PA

“Paint over Mickey Mouse
Burn Where the Wild Things Are
Pulverise the Lego
Set fire to the Christmas tree star.

Seize all the teddies.
Bury every skipping rope
Paint the walls dark brown
Abolish all hope.”