You grew up in a zoo. Did you have to do zoo chores?
I did! You can’t get out of zoo chores. The fun zoo chores are like feeding the crocodile – that’s pretty awesome. But there are less fun zoo chores, like cleaning up rhino poo. But you learn the silver linings. Rhino and elephant droppings make incredible fertiliser for your garden. The best tomatoes in the world are elephant-poo tomatoes.
