Secret Service agents are supposed to be a model of cool, calm, collected dignity. With their neatly pressed outfits, black sunglasses, and earpieces, they’re not only there to keep senior political figures safe, but to showcase the very pinnacle of American law enforcement.
All of which means that the Secret Service agent who blasted a cap into his own butt is probably feeling more pain from the humiliation than from his annihilated rear end.
