On the outside, Colin Robinson looks like every other boring schmuck who wears a boring tan suit. But he's no ordinary man. He's not even a human being. Robinson is an energy vampire—he feeds not by sucking blood, but by draining people's energy by boring or annoying them.
One episode in the FX vampire comedy What We Do in the Shadows' fifth season sees Robinson enter politics. What better way to drain people than by campaigning for Staten Island comptroller, bothering voters on the street, and doing a three-hour monologue on the debate stage? As he says, "It's really no surprise, the amount of energy vampires in politics."
