Boris Johnson has been banned from making a "chicken run" back to his old safe Tory seat - with the town's outgoing MP saying it would happen "over my dead body".
Shamed ex-PM Mr Johnson, who quit last year after Tories finally turned on him following a string of scandals, was tipped to return to the safe seat of Henley.
But the town's MP John Howell said this won't be happening.