Rematch players have discovered that flopping around the pitch like your average footballer after they get touched by a gust of wind is actually the optimal movement tech in the game.
Sloclap may have avoided playing it safe by creating its football sim Rematch instead of following up on the highly successful Kung-Fu game Sifu. But while I'm gutted to not get a follow-up to one of the best games of the decade, it was undoubtedly the right choice as Rematch is now boasting over 3 million players – with about 2 million of them not knowing how to pass the damn ball, already!
