You will hear a lot of people playing Patriotism Top Trumps over the next couple of weeks.
Churchill-quoters who believe any English person who doesn’t raise a glass of cask bitter to St George on Sunday or fails to get a lump in their throat during the King’s Coronation, hates their country.
Well I, for one, won’t be celebrating St George’s Day – but if dancing around a maypole giving homage to the patron saint of Bulgaria, Portugal and syphilis is your thing, then go for it.