Perelló olives on a pizza, in this economy? Yes, Instagram meme flogger the Real Housewives of Clapton (RHOC) has teamed up with the ever-expanding pizzeria Yard Sale for two modern east London specials.
The pizza group, known for its partnerships with big names in London — last year saw the likes of Punjabi institution Tayyabs and Beyoncé favourite Chuku’s get involved — has created two limited edition pies with RHOC for January: one indulgent, the other for those on a “health kick.”
Together, the pizzas are billed as “Glut & Glory.” January indecisiveness is the vibe. Both have the olives.
Glut? Chorizo, Perelló olives, guindilla chillies and lashings of tomato sauce and fior di latte mozzarella. Glory swaps the meat for mixed peppers and tenderstem broccoli, and adds garlic oil. Customers who can't make a decision on way or the other can go half-and-half. A truffle crisp sprinkle will be available on the side of each.
“After being in their top one per cent of customers for many years, it's a dream come true to announce the first official collaboration between RHOC x Yard Sale Pizza,” said RHOC.
“Following many stressful hours of tasting, we have developed the 'Glut & Glory'.
“'Glut' is for the sofa dwellers, hiding under a blanket, hanging on to the holidays for dear life, the ultimate cheesy, meaty slice of indulgence.
“'Glory' is for the 'new year, new me' crew that have already quit drinking, run 20k and started a podcast before January 2. It's covered in olives, there's a crisp dust topping — Claptonites and the rest of London will love this pizza."