Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect £200 (but remember to bring your booze!). Welcome to a weekend in Brighton.
My partner Pete and I had arrived on the Sussex coast prepared to face a stint in prison – and could not have been happier!
We were at Alcotraz Brighton: Cell Block One-Three, a theatrical cocktail bar in the city centre where guests are required to wear a range jumpsuits, drink behind bars and smuggle in some hard liquor.