You know, I’ve been writing this liveblog without a break for almost four hours and I haven’t used the term ‘Platty Joobs’ once. This is my proudest achievement, and a fitting high to go out on. Goodnight again, everyone.
I’ve just checked Twitter, and Lee Mack seems to be the highest trending performer of the night. Let this be a lesson to Diana Ross. Why wobble through three old songs when you can make three jokes two and a half hours apart and have everyone eating out of your hands.
