To mark the Queen's 70 years of service (a euphemism for a role that was handed to her based solely on her elite bloodline), Brits have been given a four-day bank holiday weekend to enjoy the Platinum Jubilee.
While Union Jack bunting is being plastered across the country, making it harder to decipher who is pro-Brexit and who just wants a four-day p**s-up, concern is spreading over the Jubilee's staggering costs.
A whopping £28million of taxpayers' money has been set aside by billionaire chancellor Rishi Sunak, according to the government's March 2021 budget.